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Thought for the day
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?
Why are people who "need no introduction" always introduced?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
If you had 20 odds and ends on a table and all but one fell off, whats left, an odd or an end?
What is the speed of dark?
If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What's another word for synonym?
How can there be self-help groups?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
And my personal favorite...
If bread always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you butter your bread and strap it to your cat's back?
Come on folks, give us you best ones!
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?
Why are people who "need no introduction" always introduced?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
If you had 20 odds and ends on a table and all but one fell off, whats left, an odd or an end?
What is the speed of dark?
If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What's another word for synonym?
How can there be self-help groups?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
And my personal favorite...
If bread always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you butter your bread and strap it to your cat's back?
Come on folks, give us you best ones!
