How the fight started

[chrisjp]

very good...funny!!!

 

[BusaWizard]

 

[newman]

My wife said she wished she had really big breasts I said rub toilet roll inbetween them she said will it work and I said it worked on your a**e.

 

[vacivus]

Aww man. I laughed so hard and my ribs hurt.

for sharing.

 

[TaxMan]

ahhh, that made my morning! thank you

 

[Busa Jules]

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and
slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and
proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I
pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the
weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly
undressed, and slipped back into bed.. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a
different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...

I :love: this one!!!!

 

[071300r]

 

[semi]

those are great!!!

 

[Big E]

AHAHAHAHAH

 

[BigD814]

:bounce::bounce::bounce:
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....