Heard a funny one today...

[Bumblebee]

Was at one of my neighbors' houses today with a couple other neighbors, the guy's home we were at is a retired military transport guy.

We were talking about driving tests and one of the younger neighbors said to the retired military trucker "the driver tests in your day must have been easier"

The trucker said "why do you say that?"

"because you only needed to know two things 'woah and giddup'"

We all got a god chuckle out of that even though the retired guy is my age....it was still funny.

 

[Bumblebee]

Another funny one this morning told to me by one of the senior ladies.

She said one day a guy got pulled over by a state trooper, when the cop came to the window he kept swiping away little flies buzzing around his head....

The cops said darned flies, the driver said those are circle flies..

The cops said circle flies?

The driver said yep, those are the flies that buzz around our horses arses, like they are doing right now....!

 

[sixpack577]

Another funny one this morning told to me by one of the senior ladies.

She said one day a guy got pulled over by a state trooper, when the cop came to the window he kept swiping away little flies buzzing around his head....

The cops said darned flies, the driver said those are circle flies..

The cops said circle flies?

The driver said yep, those are the flies that buzz around our horses arses, like they are doing right now....!

...I bet he got off with a warning...lmao!

 

[Bumblebee]

...I bet he got off with a warning...lmao!

If I ever get pulled over I'll have to try it out...

 

[Hayabusa Wannabe]

If I ever get pulled over I'll have to try it out...

Bees...killer...middle of the night...Try it out.