Just had a nice family dinner at my favorite Mexican restaurant. The waiter snuck up behind me and put whip cream on my face. My wife asked me "how it felt" to have a dude putting whipped cream on me. I told her it just felt right, lol.
I came home to find little kid party decorations all over the house; they were all pirate themed. She told me it was only fitting since I was a butt pirate. I love her but paybacks going to suck for her!!!!!!!
My 2 year old called me today to say Happy Birthday... And that he wanted a sponge bob cake.