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A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.


The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.' Bubba replied, 'No it ain 't rig ged. My wife won twice last week.'
 
Bicycles and Sex

Mike and Lennox were walking down the street.

Maria came riding past on a bicycle, giving both a smile and pedaling up a long hill.

At the top of the hill, she stopped and called Mike.

Mike to Lennox: "Hey Bro, you chill out here, while I go see wassup with Maria."

Lennox: "OK Dude."

Five minutes later Mike comes riding down the hill with the bicycle.

Lennox: "Wassup Mike, what she say, why you ride her bicycle?"

Mike: "Dunno man, I get to her, she pull down her pants, takes off her panties and says, 'Mike there you go, take what you want.' The panties are too small, so I took the bicycle instead."
 
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