THE HORTH WHITHPERER
A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says
he's sending a friend
over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I
recognize him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech
impediment."
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if
he's looking for a
male or female horse. "A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the
guy picks up the
midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I
thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up
again, and shows him
the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is
gettin' pretty
ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again
and show! s him the
horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"? Mad as hell at this
point,the rancher
grabs the midget under his arms and rams his head as
far as he can up
the horse's requested part, pulls him out and slams
him on the ground.
The midget gets up, wiping his eyes, sputtering and
coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that - Can I thee her
wun awound a widdlebit"?
A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says
he's sending a friend
over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I
recognize him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech
impediment."
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if
he's looking for a
male or female horse. "A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the
guy picks up the
midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I
thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up
again, and shows him
the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is
gettin' pretty
ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again
and show! s him the
horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"? Mad as hell at this
point,the rancher
grabs the midget under his arms and rams his head as
far as he can up
the horse's requested part, pulls him out and slams
him on the ground.
The midget gets up, wiping his eyes, sputtering and
coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that - Can I thee her
wun awound a widdlebit"?
