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De Night Befo Crizzmus
( author unknown)
Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' wuz good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat dear Ol' Obama's, gunna brang us our check.
All of da family, was ly'in on the flo',
my sister wif her gurlfriend, and my brutha wif some hoe.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, must be da law".
I pulled the sheet off da windoe and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
But what I did see, made me say, "Laaawd look at dat".
dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big-ass rats..
Now over da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brutha's, got a black un' to night.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary',
On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy.
Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sh'eet!.
Dat Santy didn't need no chimney,
he picked da lock on my doe,
an I sez to myself,
"Son o' *****...he don did dis befoe"!
He had a big bag, full of presents -
at first I suspeck?
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold,
to wear roun my neck.
But he left me no presents,
just started stealin my ****.
He got my guns and my crack,
and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my crap in his bag,
out da windoe he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him,
but he snagged my knife too.
He jumped back on dat melon,
wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds,
"democrat son of a *****".
So nex year I be hopin',
a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws,
just ain't worf a **** !!!!
( author unknown)
Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' wuz good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat dear Ol' Obama's, gunna brang us our check.
All of da family, was ly'in on the flo',
my sister wif her gurlfriend, and my brutha wif some hoe.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, must be da law".
I pulled the sheet off da windoe and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
But what I did see, made me say, "Laaawd look at dat".
dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big-ass rats..
Now over da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brutha's, got a black un' to night.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary',
On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy.
Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sh'eet!.
Dat Santy didn't need no chimney,
he picked da lock on my doe,
an I sez to myself,
"Son o' *****...he don did dis befoe"!
He had a big bag, full of presents -
at first I suspeck?
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold,
to wear roun my neck.
But he left me no presents,
just started stealin my ****.
He got my guns and my crack,
and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my crap in his bag,
out da windoe he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him,
but he snagged my knife too.
He jumped back on dat melon,
wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds,
"democrat son of a *****".
So nex year I be hopin',
a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws,
just ain't worf a **** !!!!
He's a politician now not a black man 
is coming, and I remember many comedians an late night talk show host taking shots making jokes like that at many political figures that could have been perceived as racists. It may have been a bad joke, some people like some people don't some people get offended some people aren't. That s just comedy just my 2 cents
