Darwin Award wannabees

[BA BUSA]

Thanks M

 

[Busa_05]

Ahahahaha! I love the "Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a ****-up!" I was rollin'!

 

[jwcfbd]

A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER!


11. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked
on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police
arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor
home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted
to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor
home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to
press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had

Now that's just nasty but the rest are funny.

 

[reddwarf]

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus
driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be
transporting from Harare to Beltway had escaped. Not wanting to admit
his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered
everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to
the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very
excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't
discovered for 3 days.

Classic

 

[Charlesbusa]

 

[BigBSBusa]

The best had to be "FREEZE MOTHER-STICKERS!  THIS IS A **** UP!!"  

Oh, I would have been crying...

I agree. Those were hilarious, VA!

 

[mjn]

Thats some funny shad right there....I don't care who ya are!!!