gurrera
Registered
A little boy was attending his first wedding.
>
> > After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many
> women can a man marry?
>
> > "Sixteen," the boy responded.
>
> > His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so
> quickly.
>
> > "How do you know that?"
>
> > "Easy," the little boy said.
>
> > "All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor
> said,
>
> > 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
>
> >
>
> > After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy
> suddenly announced to his mother,
>
> > "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I
> grow up."
>
> > "That's okay with us, but what made you decide
> that?"
>
> > "Well," said the little boy, "I have to
> go to church on Sunday anyway,
>
> > And I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell,
> than to sit and listen."
>
> >
>
> > A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's
> Prayer at a church service,
>
> > "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive
> those who passed trash against us."
>
> >
>
> > A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a
> sermon.
>
> > "How do you know what to say?" he asked.
>
> > "Why, God tells me."
>
> > "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things
> out?"
>
> >
>
> > A little girl became restless as the preacher's
> sermon dragged on and on.
>
> > Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,
>
> > "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let
> us go?"
>
> >
>
> > Ms. Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw
> pictures of their favorite Bible stories.
>
> > She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed
> four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it
> was meant to represent.
>
> > "The Flight to Egypt ," was his reply.
>
> > Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That
> must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who's the
> fourth person?"
>
> > "Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot!"
>
> >
>
> > The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell
> me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
>
> > "No sir," little Johnny replies, I don't
> have to. My mom is a good cook."
>
> >
>
> > This is the best one.
>
> >
>
> > A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap
> as he read her a bedtime story.
>
> > From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book
> and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.
>
> > She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his
> again.
>
> > Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make
> you?"
>
> > "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God
> made me a long time ago."
>
> > "Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make
> me too?"
>
> > "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made
> you just a little while ago."
>
> > Feeling their respective faces again, she observed,
> "God's getting better at it, isn't he ?"
Gurrera
>
> > After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many
> women can a man marry?
>
> > "Sixteen," the boy responded.
>
> > His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so
> quickly.
>
> > "How do you know that?"
>
> > "Easy," the little boy said.
>
> > "All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor
> said,
>
> > 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
>
> >
>
> > After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy
> suddenly announced to his mother,
>
> > "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I
> grow up."
>
> > "That's okay with us, but what made you decide
> that?"
>
> > "Well," said the little boy, "I have to
> go to church on Sunday anyway,
>
> > And I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell,
> than to sit and listen."
>
> >
>
> > A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's
> Prayer at a church service,
>
> > "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive
> those who passed trash against us."
>
> >
>
> > A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a
> sermon.
>
> > "How do you know what to say?" he asked.
>
> > "Why, God tells me."
>
> > "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things
> out?"
>
> >
>
> > A little girl became restless as the preacher's
> sermon dragged on and on.
>
> > Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,
>
> > "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let
> us go?"
>
> >
>
> > Ms. Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw
> pictures of their favorite Bible stories.
>
> > She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed
> four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it
> was meant to represent.
>
> > "The Flight to Egypt ," was his reply.
>
> > Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That
> must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who's the
> fourth person?"
>
> > "Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot!"
>
> >
>
> > The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell
> me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
>
> > "No sir," little Johnny replies, I don't
> have to. My mom is a good cook."
>
> >
>
> > This is the best one.
>
> >
>
> > A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap
> as he read her a bedtime story.
>
> > From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book
> and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.
>
> > She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his
> again.
>
> > Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make
> you?"
>
> > "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God
> made me a long time ago."
>
> > "Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make
> me too?"
>
> > "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made
> you just a little while ago."
>
> > Feeling their respective faces again, she observed,
> "God's getting better at it, isn't he ?"
Gurrera
