How do you recognize a Blond at a funeral?
It's the one trying to catch the flowers as a bouquet.
Why does a Blond have empty bottles in her refrigerator?
Specially catering for those friends who do not drink.
Why does a Blond freeze while reading her recipe book?
The recipe says "don't stir".
Why does a Blond tie only one shoe lace?
The label says "Taiwan".
Why do you find crumbs in her bath tub?
Had to feed the ducks.
The Blond purchased two large packs of mothballs. The next day she is back for more. The store clerk says, "You must have a lot of moths??" The Blond replies, "No, I only hit one, keep missing the others, have to practice my throw.
Why can't you tell a Blond a "knock knock, who's there" joke?
Soon as you start, she runs to open the door.
How do you keep a Blond busy for hours?
Give her one page, with the words "turn the page" on both sides.
If you see two Blondes, one real and one fake ready to bungee jump, how do you recognize the real Blond?
The one with the rope around her neck.
It's the one trying to catch the flowers as a bouquet.
Why does a Blond have empty bottles in her refrigerator?
Specially catering for those friends who do not drink.
Why does a Blond freeze while reading her recipe book?
The recipe says "don't stir".
Why does a Blond tie only one shoe lace?
The label says "Taiwan".
Why do you find crumbs in her bath tub?
Had to feed the ducks.
The Blond purchased two large packs of mothballs. The next day she is back for more. The store clerk says, "You must have a lot of moths??" The Blond replies, "No, I only hit one, keep missing the others, have to practice my throw.
Why can't you tell a Blond a "knock knock, who's there" joke?
Soon as you start, she runs to open the door.
How do you keep a Blond busy for hours?
Give her one page, with the words "turn the page" on both sides.
If you see two Blondes, one real and one fake ready to bungee jump, how do you recognize the real Blond?
The one with the rope around her neck.