Blonde joke

[yamahor]

A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy" she yelled "we were counting today and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10!"
"Very Good," said her Mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy, we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D but I said it to G. Is it because I'm blonde?"
"Yes dear, it's because you're blonde"
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy'" she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifts her shirt to reveal a gorgeous pair of 36C's.
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No sweety, it's because you're 25."

 

[guido4512]

NOW THATS FUNNY!

 

[Don Hardcastle]

 

[VaBusa]

 

[bacharles]

now THAT'S a good 'un...

 

[onerabidshark]

 

[spkerhed]

gotta love them blondes

 

[nitrousjunkie]

 

[DAZZ]

 

[Charlesbusa]

 

[MC MUSTANG]

Wow. Didn't see that coming...

 

[DAB]

 

[DR1300R]

 

[RaveCrusader]

I know that girl... she dances at the OG here in Vegas. Her stage name is STARR.

Or was it DIAMOND? Or PEACHES? Or JEWELS?

F' it, I can't remember.

 

[yamahor]

I know that girl... she dances at the OG here in Vegas. Her stage name is STARR.

Or was it DIAMOND? Or PEACHES? Or JEWELS?

F' it, I can't remember.

I don't know... but if you're watching some jewels, Please stay away from behind me.

(get it? Jewels, Family Jewels?)

 

[HT_USMC]

Oh gawd... I just read this to my girlfriend and she says "I don't get it". Dyed blonde but not a moment too soon.

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[yamahor]

Oh gawd... I just read this to my girlfriend and she says "I don't get it".  Dyed blonde but not a moment too soon.

Classic "Wannabe Blonde"...


Those are usually worse cause they TRY to be blonde.

 

[FastBusa]

That's a good one!

 

[HRJR]

Can't argue with facts...

 

[Jet Li]

Now that was funny.