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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She Left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the Milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my Bathtub up with milk and take a milk
bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my chest, I can splash it in my eyes
When the Milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my Bathtub up with milk and take a milk
bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my chest, I can splash it in my eyes
