Bikers strap on fruit, pots to dodge helmet law

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Bikers strap on fruit, pots to dodge helmet law
New law flummoxes Nigerians who say helmets are too expensive, dirty


KANO, Nigeria - Police in Nigeria have arrested scores of motorcycle taxi riders with dried fruit shells, pots or pieces of rubber tire tied to their heads with string to avoid a new law requiring them to wear helmets.

The regulations have caused chaos around Africa's most populous nation, with motorcyclists complaining helmets are too expensive and some passengers refusing to wear them fearing they will catch skin disease or be put under a black magic spell.

The law, which came into force on January 1, pits two factions equally feared by the common motorist against one another: erratic motorcycle taxis known as "Okadas," whose owners are notorious for road-rage, and the bribe-hungry traffic police.

Some bikers have used calabashes — dried shells of pumpkin-sized fruit usually used as a bowl — or pots and pans tied to their heads with string to try to dodge the rules.

Construction workers have set up a lucrative trade renting out their safety helmets for around 500 naira ($3.60) a day.

'No excuse'
"They use pots, plates, calabashes, rubber and plastic as makeshift helmets," said Yusuf Garba, commander of the Federal Road Safety Commission in the northern town of Kano.

"We will not tolerate this. We gave them enough time to purchase helmets. Six months ago the price of helmets was below 800 naira so complaints about non-availability and high prices are no excuse," he told Reuters.

Helmet prices have since risen sharply as sellers cash in on demand.

He said 28 arrests had been made in Kano. Newspapers have reported more arrests in other cities. Those detained are fined and their bikes impounded until they buy helmets.

There are tens of thousands of Okadas buzzing around Lagos, a chaotic city of 14 million people, many of them given to unemployed and illiterate youths as part of poverty reduction programs.

Most have never been taught traffic rules.

Bedbugs on buses?
Newspapers quoted passengers as saying they feared the helmets could be laced with magic spells so as to knock the wearer unconscious and make them easier to rob, while others feared they would pick up an infection.

One columnist said transportation can already carry a health risk, and recounted how he had picked up a bedbug while sitting on a bus.

"The story is that people who have scabies, craw-craw, ringworm, dandruff and all other such diseases would easily infect others with them through the helmets," Steve Nwosu wrote in the Daily Sun.

"They ironically forget that the same diseases are also deposited on, and generously transferred from, car seats and their headrests."
 
Didnt read the entire thing, but i couldnt agree more with the first reply. Although, there is much to be said for having a $600 head !! LOL
 
This post reminds me of a Youtube video I saw where the police in Thailand were taking swings at "motorcycle gangs" with baseball bats as they rode through the city.

Its amazing to me that we all live on the same Earth but in such different worlds.
 
"Dear CEO/President,
I come from a very affluent Nigerian family and we have amassed a small fortune worth of helmets. We need your help to spirit these helmets out of the country so we can import them back in to make millions.. We do not have to physically move the helmets but we must show a purchase from abroad. We would like you to sell us our own helmets.
I would like to send you $10M USD for your efforts. Please call me at your best time.. I have official government documents to prove my honesty... swear!

PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY..
 
MAYBE we could start a reverse Nigerian Scam:

Email to: younameit@nigeria.com
Subject: Helmet

My name is John Smith of the United States Motorcycle Helmet Association. We have heard about the serious plight Nigeria faces with enactment of your new helmet laws, and the lack of and rising prices of helmets that would be considered legal. It so happens a shipment of 10,000 helmets has been held up in Kenya for delivery to Nigeria. The intended recipient, Dr. Nogo Motorcycleo has had a heart attack, and we need a local citizen to accept delivery. The Freight company will only accept Cash in advance, so we are stuck. In order to move these helmets into Nigeria, we will offer you an 80% discount, for which you will be able to make an obscene profit by selling on the street at full markup. Please wire in U.S. funds to....:moon:
 
"Dear CEO/President,
I come from a very affluent Nigerian family and we have amassed a small fortune worth of helmets. We need your help to spirit these helmets out of the country so we can import them back in to make millions.. We do not have to physically move the helmets but we must show a purchase from abroad. We would like you to sell us our own helmets.
I would like to send you $10M USD for your efforts. Please call me at your best time.. I have official government documents to prove my honesty... swear!

PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY..

Jeez that is scary we were both making same post same time!:lol:

But i'm NOT going to wear that sheep apron!!
 
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"Dear CEO/President,
I come from a very affluent Nigerian family and we have amassed a small fortune worth of helmets. We need your help to spirit these helmets out of the country so we can import them back in to make millions.. We do not have to physically move the helmets but we must show a purchase from abroad. We would like you to sell us our own helmets.
I would like to send you $10M USD for your efforts. Please call me at your best time.. I have official government documents to prove my honesty... swear!

PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY..

You have to be some sort of Royalty that has money that he can't get out and needs someone else's bank account to put it in.
THEN you can buy the helmets, once that money is deposited.

:laugh:
 
MAYBE we could start a reverse Nigerian Scam:

Email to: younameit@nigeria.com
Subject: Helmet

My name is John Smith of the United States Motorcycle Helmet Association. We have heard about the serious plight Nigeria faces with enactment of your new helmet laws, and the lack of and rising prices of helmets that would be considered legal. It so happens a shipment of 10,000 helmets has been held up in Kenya for delivery to Nigeria. The intended recipient, Dr. Nogo Motorcycleo has had a heart attack, and we need a local citizen to accept delivery. The Freight company will only accept Cash in advance, so we are stuck. In order to move these helmets into Nigeria, we will offer you an 80% discount, for which you will be able to make an obscene profit by selling on the street at full markup. Please wire in U.S. funds to....:moon:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I used to get them all the time from different scammers. Sometimes I would forward each of them the others for fun . . . I guess a few of us had the same thought!
 
Jeez that is scary we were both making same post same time!:lol:

But i'm NOT going to wear that sheep apron!!
more like disturbing... and what is wrong with the sheep apron.. :rofl: (least she was cute)
 
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