Biker quote collection

I always do that:
If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.
 
Chrome may not get you home...but it will get you laid.

Bad Cop....No Doughnut

Who lit the fuze on your tampon?

Had these stickers on my helmet when i rode my harley.
 
You don't have to outrun the cops
You just have to outrun your Buddies
 
Chrome may not get you home...but it will get you laid.

Bad Cop....No Doughnut

Who lit the fuze on your tampon?

Had these stickers on my helmet when i rode my harley.
I have another one .
Buy a harley if you have no other way to get laid.
It`s my own..
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An old one


If you value your life
as much as I value this bike
don't f*ck with it
 
I had a sticker on my Sportster that read:

Grass, Gas or A$$ - nobody rides for free
 
this was a quote i found and like on a shirt. i had it on the day i became 1 with the barbedwire fence

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Two of my faves:

There are 2 kinds of riders. Those who HAVE gone down and those who WILL go down


Used to have on back of my helmet:
Sit down, hold on and shut up!
 
The are plenty of old bikers.  There are plenty of bold bikers.   But there are no old bold bikers.

If you have a $10 head, wear a $10 helmet (what does that say about the ones who don't wear a helmet?)

Then there's the classic "If you can read this, the b***h fell off"



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