Biker quote collection

[Wag]

No, it ISN'T fast enough yet.

--Wag--

 

[Vic_E55_2001]

I always do that:
If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.

 

[Vic_E55_2001]

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don’t. Some can’t.

 

[RENO911]

Chrome may not get you home...but it will get you laid.

Bad Cop....No Doughnut

Who lit the fuze on your tampon?

Had these stickers on my helmet when i rode my harley.

 

[Vic_E55_2001]

Chrome may not get you home...but it will get you laid.

Bad Cop....No Doughnut

Who lit the fuze on your tampon?

Had these stickers on my helmet when i rode my harley.

Then you gonna love this :
" I rather push my Harley, then ride a Suzuki"

 

[Vic_E55_2001]

This is my fav..
Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

 

[Devious]

You don't have to outrun the cops
You just have to outrun your Buddies

 

[Devious]

Buy a Harley
You bought the best
You ride 1 mile
And walk the rest

 

[Vic_E55_2001]

Chrome may not get you home...but it will get you laid.

Bad Cop....No Doughnut

Who lit the fuze on your tampon?

Had these stickers on my helmet when i rode my harley.

I have another one .
Buy a harley if you have no other way to get laid.
It`s my own..

 

[Devious]

An old one


If you value your life
as much as I value this bike
don't f*ck with it

 

[Mr Brown]

I have this sticker on the top of the tank.....

 

[pward76]

I had a sticker on my Sportster that read:

Grass, Gas or A$$ - nobody rides for free

 

[Creekboy]

see quote at bottom........

 

[warbrown]

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

I like it! So true.

 

[lot boy]

another oldie---speed kills,ride a kawasaki and live forever

 

[05BUSABLU]

this was a quote i found and like on a shirt. i had it on the day i became 1 with the barbedwire fence

 

[05BUSABLU]

no means yes and yes means more..not really biker but i like it

 

[PandaNin]

Two of my faves:

There are 2 kinds of riders. Those who HAVE gone down and those who WILL go down


Used to have on back of my helmet:
Sit down, hold on and shut up!

 

[BusaWhipped]

The are plenty of old bikers.  There are plenty of bold bikers.   But there are no old bold bikers.

If you have a $10 head, wear a $10 helmet (what does that say about the ones who don't wear a helmet?)

Then there's the classic "If you can read this, the b***h fell off"



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[GIXERHP]

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

I like it!  So true.

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!! +1