"Don't laugh!" said Big Ed to his doctor. Ed was a big boned man, over six foot tall.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Big Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whooha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to stop and struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me On my honor as a doctor and a gentlemen, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied...
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Big Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whooha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to stop and struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me On my honor as a doctor and a gentlemen, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied...
