Bruce Bell
Registered
Jim went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if
you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Jim said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the
doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle
to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a
doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to
be the problem?"
Jim cried out "It's swollen."
you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Jim said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the
doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle
to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a
doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to
be the problem?"
Jim cried out "It's swollen."
