a use for whale penis skin, SFW!

[tdrcomm]

What happens when you pull up next to a really hot looking Escalade with Double-D airbags?

 

[Busaman5000]

I hope it wasnt a sperm whale! ZING!

 

[Rauzer]

Does trojan make a seat cover for it

Had some water come thru my nose on that one...

 

[ogre]

lol, dorkskin.

 

[Mr Bogus]

I have a wallet that turns into a suitcase...

 

[RYC1966]

red rocket

 

[BUBBA]

What happens when you pull up next to a really hot looking Escalade with Double-D airbags?

It turns into a Semi!

 

[Fastfrog007]

Whale peni$? a good try, mouse peni$, no thats impressive

 

[Laylas_Mom]

seriously though...I bet its really soft leather?? Hmmm.

 

[BusaWizard]

I would'nt feel comfortable sitting on whale penis.

You sure wouldn't.

 

[BusaWizard]

Does trojan make a seat cover for it

Yes, Magnum XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL.

 

[BusaWizard]

Beat me to it

Be careful how you say that.

 

[EarlyBird]

 

[Big Red]

Whata 'bout the poor whale?

 

[trekfuel]

this thread is bound to get a "rise" out of some....

wonder what the chinese have planned for the "HUMMER"?

 

[aussiesuzukirider]

So you might ask yourself, just how big is a whale's member that you would even think of harvesting it for leather?
For all you goober gazers here's a pic of a Killer whale in full glory and some Gray whales.

Couldn't find any pics but reportedly the Rorqual whale's junk can be 10 ft. long with a diameter of up to 1 ft. ::11

Almost as big as a human one

 

[busa-josh]

try rubbing the seat with armorall & you'll end up with a bench seat instead of a bucket

truly messed up people in this world!!!! LMAO