A riddle for you..

LadyHawk

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The range of 8 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. Is usually found hung, dangling ready loosely for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly,into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic,pulsing sound,resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, white sticky substance,some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft.after everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready yet for another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What am i? As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none other than your very own...














Toothbrush ... What were you thinking?
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You pervert !
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The part that had me stumped was the enjoyment part.

I was thinking Toilet bowl cleaning brush
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All I know is that I cannot wait to brush my teeth again!!!

Gotta jet!!!
 
I love it when you talk dirty, you bad girl you!

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I...uhhh....have to go to the bathroom..to..uhhh...wash my hands !!! Ya, that's the ticket....
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if you're having "Squirming bodily movements" while thooth brushing.... you need to get out more or SOMETHING!
 
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