A man and his wife.....

Blanca BusaLess

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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it's 3:00 in the morning and it's pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too, you know."

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
He cups his hands together and calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk..
 
Wow that took a hard left. Lol


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Scene two:

Drunk guy is talking to EMS, can't remember what hit him and doesn't know why he is tied to the tree with a swing!
 
last week there was a drunk 21 year old that wandered into some 80 year olds home, found the bed and got in.The old lady asked what he was doing while screaming and he says passing out.He was arrested.This happened in Kitsap county Wa.
 
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