A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker, surprised, asked: “Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?â€
The man replied, “Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead.
...I just can’t take that chanceâ€.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker, surprised, asked: “Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?â€
The man replied, “Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead.
...I just can’t take that chanceâ€.
