As most of you know, I am in Houston, at my dad's. My mom is fading day by day and we are waiting until the Lord takes her. Dad came home from the office with this. We got a good giggle out of it and right now we needed it so I thought I would share it with you.
Don
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?", she asked. "That's a Daddy longlegs," her father answered. "So the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" asked the little girl.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No dear, both of them are Daddy longlegs".
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying, "Well, we're not having any of that 'Broke Back Mountain' sh!t in our garden".
Don
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?", she asked. "That's a Daddy longlegs," her father answered. "So the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" asked the little girl.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No dear, both of them are Daddy longlegs".
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying, "Well, we're not having any of that 'Broke Back Mountain' sh!t in our garden".
