A FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!"
she cried. "How dare you do this to me--a faithful wife, the mother of
your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can
tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say
to me!"
And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home
and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and
out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I
noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion,
I brought her home and warmed up the enc hiladas I made for you last
night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a
good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I
noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have
had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I
also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my
sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and
I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and
don't use because someone at work has a pair the same"
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for
my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to
me! with tears in her eyes and said, Please ... do you have anything
else that your wife doesn't use?"
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!"
she cried. "How dare you do this to me--a faithful wife, the mother of
your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can
tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say
to me!"
And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home
and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and
out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I
noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion,
I brought her home and warmed up the enc hiladas I made for you last
night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a
good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I
noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have
had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I
also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my
sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and
I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and
don't use because someone at work has a pair the same"
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for
my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to
me! with tears in her eyes and said, Please ... do you have anything
else that your wife doesn't use?"
