I just came out of the convenience store...

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... with a foot long hot dog, a large bag of pretzels, a forty ounce drink, a fruit pie, two chocolate bars and a bag of gummi bears. A homeless man looked at me and said, "Hey buddy, I haven't eaten in two days."

"Wow...." I said between mouthfuls, "I sure wish I had your willpower."

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

cheers
ken

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After reading that I just had to go heat up a hotdog!!!:thumbsup: Nice one!!:rofl:

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I about busted my gut laughing so hard!
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:rofl: thats is so funny its messed up. if they can walk around and stand on the corner then they can find a dang job doin somethin some where.

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:rofl: Thanks for the best laugh I've had so far this week.

That reminded me of the homeless man I saw in Vegas this weekend with a sign that said

"Why lie? I need beer"

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That's just...........................wrong!! ???

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You're going to hell with a big smile on your face! :laugh:
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