I made this up a few years ago & just found it on an old computer.
‘Twas the night before Christmas,
Santa’s Harley was broke.
But, he had a Sportbike
It was a 4-stroke.
A SUZUKI HAYABUSA -
The fastest machine around.
It was sure to deliver
The toys to the town.
Stretched and lowered,
A turbo and power commander,
Santa’s ready to rock
And lay down the hammer!
“Police back off,â€
Cried the Jolly Ole Saint.
“You can’t catch me,
Though this fact you all hate.â€
All loaded with gifts,
The sack on his back,
He hit the Tollway -
And never looked back.
Santa met up with his friends
At the start of the night.
“On Gixxer, on SV and CBR, too.
Come on, come on, come on let’s ride!â€
They delivered the toys
And had a hell of a ride,
In their warm winter digs
Kevlar, carbon and hide.
Santa cried out,
As he wheelied away,
“I'm coming to see you,
so get out of my way"
‘Twas the night before Christmas,
Santa’s Harley was broke.
But, he had a Sportbike
It was a 4-stroke.
A SUZUKI HAYABUSA -
The fastest machine around.
It was sure to deliver
The toys to the town.
Stretched and lowered,
A turbo and power commander,
Santa’s ready to rock
And lay down the hammer!
“Police back off,â€
Cried the Jolly Ole Saint.
“You can’t catch me,
Though this fact you all hate.â€
All loaded with gifts,
The sack on his back,
He hit the Tollway -
And never looked back.
Santa met up with his friends
At the start of the night.
“On Gixxer, on SV and CBR, too.
Come on, come on, come on let’s ride!â€
They delivered the toys
And had a hell of a ride,
In their warm winter digs
Kevlar, carbon and hide.
Santa cried out,
As he wheelied away,
“I'm coming to see you,
so get out of my way"