newman
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Various things people have said about bikes, down the pub.
My mate has a 600cc and he had to back off the throttle at 220mph, because he got scared.
My 125cc supposed to do 45mph, but mine does 90mph, and 110mph down hill.
You should have brought a Harley it's faster than that.
Friend: How fast is that.
Me: It's limited to 186mph.
Friend: No it can do 220mph.
My friend has a 1400cc, it's faster than that, you should have got one.
I used to ride a Triumph Bonneville, so I could easily handle that.
I was on the back of my friends bike, and it was so fast, we got from London to Southend in ten Minutes. (London to Southend is 42 miles by the way).
How much was that bike, WHAT, you could have got a car for that.
You should have got a Harley, you look more like a Harley guy with that goatee.
Friend: What bike is that.
Me: It's a Suzuki Hayabusa.
Friend: Who's it made by.
If you turn up wearing leather, I'm going to sit at another table.
Their must be more but I can't think of any at the moment.
Best joke, from a dealer here where I live.
He sells smaller bikes and scooters, but also second hand bigger bikes, had a orange Busa there not long ago.
Me: Hi how you doing.
Him: Yea I'm doing good. I see you've come to trade in you bike for something faster.
My mate has a 600cc and he had to back off the throttle at 220mph, because he got scared.
My 125cc supposed to do 45mph, but mine does 90mph, and 110mph down hill.
You should have brought a Harley it's faster than that.
Friend: How fast is that.
Me: It's limited to 186mph.
Friend: No it can do 220mph.
My friend has a 1400cc, it's faster than that, you should have got one.
I used to ride a Triumph Bonneville, so I could easily handle that.
I was on the back of my friends bike, and it was so fast, we got from London to Southend in ten Minutes. (London to Southend is 42 miles by the way).
How much was that bike, WHAT, you could have got a car for that.
You should have got a Harley, you look more like a Harley guy with that goatee.
Friend: What bike is that.
Me: It's a Suzuki Hayabusa.
Friend: Who's it made by.
If you turn up wearing leather, I'm going to sit at another table.
Their must be more but I can't think of any at the moment.
Best joke, from a dealer here where I live.
He sells smaller bikes and scooters, but also second hand bigger bikes, had a orange Busa there not long ago.
Me: Hi how you doing.
Him: Yea I'm doing good. I see you've come to trade in you bike for something faster.
