Damn... Must have been a Soft-core After School Special or something like that...
Hey, I ate dinner with Doogie Howser a couple of times back in NM in like 1992 or so... His brother was going to school in NM and my buddies were his buddies... Kinda funny... He was still Doogie then, and now I cannot remember his freakin name...
OH OH>>> NO BS, I gave Chuck Norris the Finger and told Him, some bobo and about 3 Troopers to go get fugged... No Joke...
Ole Chucky was shooting an episode of "Walker Texas Jerk-off" in Poudre Canyon Co... My Buddies and I were going up to the National Forest to our Normal spot to go shooting. We had my 75' Caddy Coupe De'Ville Fully loaded with weaponry and got slowed down at the "Shoot" where Chucky and Co were playing the water while Highway patrol managed traffic around some fuggin trailers and such.
Anyhoo, we get to our spot, about a mile or two up from Chucky, well off the road, yadda yadda, all rules being followed etc. and start blowing the hell outta some fruit. It's not ten minutes before some fugging "Stage Manager" or something shows up telling us to "STOP SHOOTING OR YOU’LL BE ARRESTED!" "We are disturbing the filming..." Heh...Wrong attitude you fuggin Hollywood fruitcup. Treating us like freakin children. We told him in no uncertain terms to go fug himself... And take his stank the hell outta "OUR" Forest.
Well, about 10 more minutes go by and sure enough there are three troopers in three vehicles surrounding my Caddy parked about ¼ mile away. The three of us kept on killing watermelons. OVER a PA system someone yells for us to "set down our weapons and step over to the vehicles" We kept on shooting... (We have earplugs in)... Anyway, one of the Troopers finally walks up and politely "ASKS" us to step over to the vehicles. "Cool", now were playing better... I thought. We get over there and this dickweed (Not a Cop) is yelling about arresting the three of us, we are breaking the law...
The troopers seem to be in a spot and say (Without Conviction) "You have to stop shooting and leave the area or you will be arrested for illegal discharging of a firearm...Blah Blah Blah." Then it went to hell again. My Bro worked for the Forest service, (We knew the law to the letter). We said nope and started to leave, well then everyone gets excited hootin and carrying on. We get pretty agro, and politely tell em all sorry, we live here, not our problem. We make it back to our setup, when another vehicle shows up and Upchuck and some other bobo get out. They are having a lengthy discussion then everyone approaches us as we start shooting again, trying to relax. This time Chuck "tells" us to shove off or we'll be arrested, I gave em the finger and killed the fug out of a Coconut.
NO BS, I swear... Sounds pretty out there I know... The three of us just turned our backs and went about our business like we had no cares in the world, and after about 3-4 minutes the whole lot of them walked back to the cars, then about 10 minutes later they left us to our Forest. Apparantly the Troopers had better things to do than try than cater to some out of town assh@les and wrongly arrest us... End of story, though we did promptly get buzzed by a Helicopter that kicked up a bunch of dirt and crud... But about 20 rnds of AK47 fired high up on the rock face ended that..
We never lost our cool, we never endangered anyone, and we were perfectly legal in our choice of locations...
Why didn't we just shove off? Simple, we were ordered to. If the first dude had managed to be cool about things, and simply ask us to take it further up the canyon, or something we would have gladly complied. It was the arrogance that turned all three of us into instant sugarbritches... Well that, and faith that Colorado State Troopers are Professionals... So we shot until near sunset, cleaned up our brass and headed back to the car... I had a ticket on my car for no front tag $20
Guess, the trooper had to do something...
