Ok  lets do it

mrninja9

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ok  mr RSD (rubbuh)(andi) (yamahor's dad)  
this means war hahaha  

Proper spelling of Canada: C eh, N eh, D eh

What's the definition of a Canadian? - A disarmed American with health care

Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?
A: A canoe will tip

In Canada we have two seasons -- six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.


You know you're from Canada when ...


You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
You find -40c a little chilly.
The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorels.
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada".
you have nothing else to do than to dress up in a 2 peice and post it on a motorcycle site.
the only words you know is EH..and good day



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pinned just long enough for RSD to take a peek
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You know why Canadiens to it doggy style all the time right?






















So no one misses the hockey game!
 
hahahaha  see  he can mess with us  we can mess with him
The poor Canadian snowboarder, in the 1998 Olympics, they took away his medal because he tested positive for marijuana, which is kinda redundant number one, number two, they said that marijuana was a "performance-enhancing drug".
[buzzer sound]
He coulndn't even find it, it was around his freakin neck.
Oh, just get out of here you goofy little canadian,you.

Canada's like a loft apartment over a really great party.



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