oh man..thanks Raydog...i can have fun with this one..
1. You spend more time posting about riding than actually riding.
2. You have everybody stop for a photo op at your favorite curve so you can try to get a picture of you actually leaning.
3. You ride around wearing earbuds but your lid is dangling off the side of the bike.
4. Your 5 year old gear?...still looks new.
5. You know how to upload an post a vid but the prospect of changing your own oil and sparkplugs scares you.
6. You can get more that 3K miles out of a set of tires..any tires.
7. Your post about a trip to the corner store sounds like a script to an action/adventure movie.
8. You got depressed after watching the season final'e of "Sons Of Anarchy".
9. 1 hour of riding ='s 3 hours of cleaning.
10. Your proud that you can ride fast enough to scare the $hit out of your mother.
11. You paid someone to install your exhaust cannisters.
and finally?..
12. After a 1 hour ride you came home all in a tizzy and spent 1/2 hour telling your old lady all about it fully believing she was enthralled by your story, clinging onto every word or actually gave a D@mn.
there ya go...a full dozen of'em..off the top of my head in 5 minutes or less.