Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Now go be havin' a Grog an' Celebrate!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
(LCB @ Sep. 19 2007,11:13) A pirate had a parrot that wouldn't stop swearing. He tried everything.
Finally one day, when the parrot started swearing, he threw it into the
freezer and left it there for over an hour.
Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came
out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just
one question... What did the turkey do??"
(VaBusa @ Sep. 19 2007,13:34) "Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
DOH!(LCB @ Sep. 19 2007,14:20) Q: Why did the pirate's daughter never get asked out on dates?
A: She had a sunken chest
I'm not touching that one(LCB @ Sep. 19 2007,15:18) "She's got a little Cap'n in her!"