Carry this on...

[runeight]

It's been a while but it was fun before so why not again.

I'll go first.

r8

 

[runeight]

So I got dressed this morning and..

r8

 

[BlueHaya]

forgot where my shoes were, so I ....

 

[runeight]

grabed the 9 inch pumps my wife was wearing ...

 

[Scar]

to bed last night, right off her feet, so she...

 

[BlueHaya]

she tried to get them back, but she...

 

[Scar]

couldn't get the handcuffs off in time, then I...

 

[jefferycarman]

tripped and hit the table, knocking the....

 

[Scar]

whip right out of my hand. It was...

 

[runeight]

stuck somewhere I can not mention so I bolted out the door..

 

[Scar]

...thing twisting around my ankles, until...

 

[runeight]

the dog wanted to play with the other end..

 

[jefferycarman]

so I ran screaming into the hallway...

 

[runeight]

only to find the milkman standing in the kitchen..

 

[BlueHaya]

wearing only my shoes....

 

[runeight]

 

[jefferycarman]

And I had to ask him "why are you in my shoes?" and he said...

 

[runeight]

your wife told me to wear them so ...

 

[jefferycarman]

then I remembered why I ran into the hallway...

 

[runeight]

I brought home a stripper so ...