Bad Combinations and Walmart

[fast08busa]

So yesterday I go to walmart to pick up a few things, air filters, some soda stuff like that. As im waiting in line I am behind a man and what i presume is his son until I hear the boy call him by his name so I then assume maybe stepdad or moms boyfriend. As we are waiting to check out, the man is buying the boy a brand new basketball, football, and two of the really badazz transformers toys (maybe buying his love idk), but as he puts them on the counter, out rolls a bottle of astroglide.......Yes the man is buying a hundred dollars worth of toys AND a bottle of astroglide. I sat there staring at the merchandise of the man in front of me and he notices im sitting there staring with a puzzled look on my face. Sorry but that has to be the creepiest combination of stuff to get at walmart.

Anybody else have some great walmart stories???

 

[dadofthree]

WTH is astroglide ???

 

[VaBusa]

Damn, that's just scary...I'm thinking "poor kid" right now because society is so screwed up :down:

 

[04Duramax]

Hahahaha.. that's funny and kinda messed up all in one.. I'd be curious though. Every trip to Walmart is a fun one though!

 

[skydivr]

That could easily be the same kind of kid as Emily Smart and Stacey Dugan...

 

[kromdom]

Every trip to Walmart is a fun one though!

No more trips needed to have fun, here's a few for starters: A WHOLE LOT MORE HERE: Funny Pictures at WalMart

 

[fast08busa]

Well I was starting to get concerned until the kid said he couldnt wait to get home to show mommy the tous. But yeah at first it was extremely.creepy

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[fast08busa]

WTH is astroglide ???

lube

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[newman]

That is creepy, it's like you want to say something but you can't.
It reminds me of James Bulger people could have saved him but didn't like to interfere. I don't know what do you do.

 

[BlondeOnaBusa]

lube

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Maybe all the toys were not just for the kid


And thanks for answering DO3's question cause I had no clue what the stuff was either.

 

[sportcustoms71]

WTH is astroglide ???

it's that special motion in the ocean lube

 

[kromdom]

And thanks for answering DO3's question cause I had no clue what the stuff was either.

Really? Here's a pic so you'll recognize it when you crusiing along the aisles

 

[twotonevert]

You can fit a cadillac in a dog house with that stuff, or so I heard.

 

[PaLVBusa]

lol that is awesome. I am actually crying froim laughing so hard at this.

 

[BlondeOnaBusa]

Really? Here's a pic so you'll recognize it when you crusiing along the aisles

What a funny and I guess fitting name for a product of that type.

 

[Ludicrous Speed]

Yeah, it got some bad consumer reviews when they named it "Anal-eze"

 

[GsxrBots]

You can fit a cadillac in a dog house with that stuff, or so I heard.

Like a '73 Brougham in a poodle's dwelling..

 

[Hayabusa4life]

I was getting ready to google the word, lucky for me you guys explained it, post pics, and even commented on the usage

 

[BlondeOnaBusa]

I was getting ready to google the word, lucky for me you guys explained it, post pics, and even commented on the usage

This place is better than Wikipedia!

I went to the website, looked around and saw you can request free samples....just in case any of you wanna try out the Cadillac theory!

 

[twotonevert]

Like a '73 Brougham in a poodle's dwelling..

Xactly. I could elaborate more, but I dont want to ruin my spotless image.