Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Microsoft announced that they are releasing an add-on application for Windows 7 and device to help patients with ED, called ZuneUp. It will integrate with Media Center PCs and xBox to provide a more physical experience during romantic movies. ZuneUp will be offered with 16GB of flash memory, and the ability to play pre-configured playlists so the user can listen to the music of his choice during love making. Since this is an implant a discrete "touch" interface is used to control play operations. Basic headphones and a USB cable will be included in the box.
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