HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1) She is not a 'Babe' or a 'Chick--She is a 'Breasted American'.
2) She is not a 'Screamer' or a 'Moaner'--She is 'Vocally Appreciative'.
3) She is not 'Easy'--She is 'Horizontally Accessible'.
4) She is not a 'Dumb Blonde'--She is a 'light-haired detour off the
information superhighway'.
5) She has not 'Been Around'--She is a 'Previously-enjoyed companion'.
6) She is not an 'airhead'--She is 'Reality Impaired'.
7) She does not get 'drunk' or 'tipsy'--She gets 'chemically inconvenienced'.
8) She does not have 'breast implants'--She is 'medically enhanced'.
9) She does not 'nag' you--She becomes 'verbally repetitive'.
10) She is not a 'tramp'--She is 'sexually extroverted'.
11) She does not have 'major league hooters'--She is 'pectorally superior'.
12) She is not a 'two bit hooker'--She is a 'low cost provider'.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1) He does not have a 'beer gut'--He has developed a 'liquid grain
storage facility'.
2) He is not a 'bad dancer'--He is 'overly Caucasian'.
3) He does not 'get lost all the time'--He 'investigates alternative destinations'.
4) He is not 'balding'--He is in 'follicle regression'.
5) He is not a 'cradle robber'--He prefers 'generational differential relationships'.
6) He does not get 'falling down drunk'--He becomes 'accidentally horizontal'.
7) He does not act like a 'total ass'--He develops a case of
'rectal-cranial inversion'.
8) He is not a 'male chauvinist pig'--He has 'swine empathy'.
9) He is not afraid of 'commitment'--He is 'relationship challenged'.
10) He is not 'horny'--He is 'sexually focused'. (mwuahahahaha)
11) It is not his 'crack' you see hanging out of his pants--It's 'rear cleavage'
1) She is not a 'Babe' or a 'Chick--She is a 'Breasted American'.
2) She is not a 'Screamer' or a 'Moaner'--She is 'Vocally Appreciative'.
3) She is not 'Easy'--She is 'Horizontally Accessible'.
4) She is not a 'Dumb Blonde'--She is a 'light-haired detour off the
information superhighway'.
5) She has not 'Been Around'--She is a 'Previously-enjoyed companion'.
6) She is not an 'airhead'--She is 'Reality Impaired'.
7) She does not get 'drunk' or 'tipsy'--She gets 'chemically inconvenienced'.
8) She does not have 'breast implants'--She is 'medically enhanced'.
9) She does not 'nag' you--She becomes 'verbally repetitive'.
10) She is not a 'tramp'--She is 'sexually extroverted'.
11) She does not have 'major league hooters'--She is 'pectorally superior'.
12) She is not a 'two bit hooker'--She is a 'low cost provider'.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1) He does not have a 'beer gut'--He has developed a 'liquid grain
storage facility'.
2) He is not a 'bad dancer'--He is 'overly Caucasian'.
3) He does not 'get lost all the time'--He 'investigates alternative destinations'.
4) He is not 'balding'--He is in 'follicle regression'.
5) He is not a 'cradle robber'--He prefers 'generational differential relationships'.
6) He does not get 'falling down drunk'--He becomes 'accidentally horizontal'.
7) He does not act like a 'total ass'--He develops a case of
'rectal-cranial inversion'.
8) He is not a 'male chauvinist pig'--He has 'swine empathy'.
9) He is not afraid of 'commitment'--He is 'relationship challenged'.
10) He is not 'horny'--He is 'sexually focused'. (mwuahahahaha)
11) It is not his 'crack' you see hanging out of his pants--It's 'rear cleavage'
