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and is greeted by satan.
satan says "we've been expecting you, glad you could make it
do you like to smoke?"
"why yes." the man says. "every chance i get."
"well, you'll like mondays. all you can smoke, anything you can smoke too" satan says.
"and do you like to drink?" satan asks
"sure, im a big fan of booze" man says
"well youre gonna like tuesdays too" says the devil
"we have all the finest liquors from around the world"
"and do you like sex?" the devil then asks.
"oh boy do i", says the man" like me some sex"
well you'll like wednesdays too. we got all the hot starlets here,for your pleasure, theres anna nicole too"
"oh this is gonna be great" the man says.
"one more thing", the devil says, "are you gay?"
"oh god no, im strictly hetero", the man says
the devil says "WELL YOURE GONNA HATE THURSDAYS!"
satan says "we've been expecting you, glad you could make it
do you like to smoke?"
"why yes." the man says. "every chance i get."
"well, you'll like mondays. all you can smoke, anything you can smoke too" satan says.
"and do you like to drink?" satan asks
"sure, im a big fan of booze" man says
"well youre gonna like tuesdays too" says the devil
"we have all the finest liquors from around the world"
"and do you like sex?" the devil then asks.
"oh boy do i", says the man" like me some sex"
well you'll like wednesdays too. we got all the hot starlets here,for your pleasure, theres anna nicole too"
"oh this is gonna be great" the man says.
"one more thing", the devil says, "are you gay?"
"oh god no, im strictly hetero", the man says
the devil says "WELL YOURE GONNA HATE THURSDAYS!"
