The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty
years ago?
We went behind this very tavern where you leaned
against the back
fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there
again and we can do it for old time¹s sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy,
but good idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to all
this and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks,
"I've got to see
these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll
just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he
follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to
the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence,
the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
watching
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten
minutes. Both are making loud noises and moaning and
screaming. Finally, they both
collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
back on.
The Policeman, still watching, thinks this was truly
amazing. He
thinks, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but
that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
together.
Is there some sort of secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an
electric fence!"
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty
years ago?
We went behind this very tavern where you leaned
against the back
fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there
again and we can do it for old time¹s sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy,
but good idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to all
this and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks,
"I've got to see
these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll
just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he
follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to
the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence,
the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
watching
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten
minutes. Both are making loud noises and moaning and
screaming. Finally, they both
collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
back on.
The Policeman, still watching, thinks this was truly
amazing. He
thinks, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but
that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
together.
Is there some sort of secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an
electric fence!"
