WHY GOD MADE MENOPAUSE
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman was
able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the
hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new
baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can
visit for awhile first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative
asked, "May we see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother. After
another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby
now?
"No, not yet," replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked,
Well, when CAN we see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them. "WHEN HE
CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES??" "BECAUSE,
I forgot where I put him
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman was
able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the
hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new
baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can
visit for awhile first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative
asked, "May we see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother. After
another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby
now?
"No, not yet," replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked,
Well, when CAN we see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them. "WHEN HE
CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES??" "BECAUSE,
I forgot where I put him
