Subject: Illegal Alien Status
Dear Senator Reid:
As a Nevada resident and an excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the
process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and
for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is
accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for
five years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000
fine and income taxes for three of the last five years.
I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process
started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who
have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited
about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying
a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal
retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my
family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
applications.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
illegal(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I
would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
Las Vegas Larry
Says it all..
hogger...
Dear Senator Reid:
As a Nevada resident and an excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the
process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and
for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is
accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for
five years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000
fine and income taxes for three of the last five years.
I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process
started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who
have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited
about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying
a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal
retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my
family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
applications.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
illegal(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I
would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
Las Vegas Larry
Says it all..
hogger...
