this popped in my head a few moments ago over something else.
Everybody says seeing their baby for the first time is one of the greatest moment in their life... yeah, I agree with that.. me too!
What they don't say it what they were thinking when they saw he/she..
for me my mind immediatly jumped to a robin williams bit from "Robin Williams, Live @ the met"
... So out comes the baby,,, but it's not a baby.. it's a little ole man (woman in my case) dipped in 40weight!.
it comes out, and he's all scrunched up, with this look on his face like.. "Ahhhrghhh.. i'm lookin' for the breast!!!. i'm looking for the breast!" ...
then I see it....
"MY GOD!" i say, "HE'S HUNG LIKE A BEAR!"
-thats the umbilical chord mr. williams.. would you like to cut it?
"NO!!!!!!!! Don't Cut That!!! Let him dream for awhile!"
I looked at my son, and he looked at me... there we were, lost in the moment.. then he pissed all over me... and I thought..
yEEEEEAAASS,,, i'm a parent now.
funny stuff.
Everybody says seeing their baby for the first time is one of the greatest moment in their life... yeah, I agree with that.. me too!
What they don't say it what they were thinking when they saw he/she..
for me my mind immediatly jumped to a robin williams bit from "Robin Williams, Live @ the met"
... So out comes the baby,,, but it's not a baby.. it's a little ole man (woman in my case) dipped in 40weight!.
it comes out, and he's all scrunched up, with this look on his face like.. "Ahhhrghhh.. i'm lookin' for the breast!!!. i'm looking for the breast!" ...
then I see it....
"MY GOD!" i say, "HE'S HUNG LIKE A BEAR!"
-thats the umbilical chord mr. williams.. would you like to cut it?
"NO!!!!!!!! Don't Cut That!!! Let him dream for awhile!"
I looked at my son, and he looked at me... there we were, lost in the moment.. then he pissed all over me... and I thought..
yEEEEEAAASS,,, i'm a parent now.
funny stuff.
