Tiffany's

[Scar]

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to crap when I tell you the price.

 

[twotonevert]

I am going to need new keyboards very soon.....

 

[S-R Racing]

I'll bet that happens alot

 

[rubber2burn]

 

[Copperone]

 

[JBradley0181]

LOL

 

[Mr Bogus]

I am going to need new keyboards very soon.....

Put down coffee or other beverages when ever you see one of these threads FIRST.....

First hint: Forum "Random Thoughts"
Second hint: No self respecting busa rider shops tiffany's
Third hint: note name of poster


those 3 strikes should call for keyboard quarantine... (If you are unwilling to swallow what ever is in your mouth at the time, I have found putting my keyboard in a glad trash bag and typing through it works very well.... :rolf:

 

[fsusux]

Put down coffee or other beverages when ever you see one of these threads FIRST.....  

First hint: Forum  "Random Thoughts"
Second hint:  No self respecting busa rider shops tiffany's
Third hint:   note name of poster


those 3 strikes should call for keyboard quarantine...  (If you are unwilling to swallow what ever is in your mouth at the time, I have found putting my keyboard in a glad trash bag and typing through it works very well.... :rolf:

Ummm, can we get this quote stickied somewhere!

 

[FastBusa]

 

[hayadooin]

Good one Scar.......

 

[DR1300R]

FREAKING funny..

 

[Bird Hunter]

 

[solarbarack]