Thought this was funny

[hbrown93]

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a freakin' call center in Afghanistan .

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

 

[DEMMYM]

Wrong on so many levels





But did make me chuckle

 

[NINJA KILLER]

 

[Phil96]

 

[Scar]

What did you tell them?

 

[shawnski]

 

[Takeuon]

 

[B@DA$$08BUS@]

Wrong in so many ways yet funnier than heII
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[smac]

 

[StromBusa]

You could be a valuable asset to the team

 

[Joker]

 

[GA_boi]

 

[BIG GUY]

That was hilarious.

 

[Bosshound]

Very NON POLITICALLY CORRECT and I LOVED IT

 

[Sips06]

Nice....

 

[warp10]

sad but probably true

 

[Warputer]

 

[boazalmighty]

cant believe they outsourced the suicide hotline

 

[djsin]

did they offer you 72 virgins like they did me?