MOKE89
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A guy is standing in line at the supermarket.A very attractive woman waves at him.He thinks..Who is that hottie,i don't recognize her.He makes his way to her and says "Sorry,but do we know each other" She says "i'm not sure but i think your the father of one of my children".His mind races to the only time he was unfaithful to his wife and says " Are you the stripper from my bachleor party who i made love to on the pool table while your friend whipped my butt with wet celery?"She calmly says "No i'm your son's teacher"