gurrera
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> > A man returns home a day early from a business
> trip, it's well after
>
> > midnight. While on route home he asks the cabby if he
> would be a witness.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > The man explains that he suspects his wife is
> having an affair,
>
> > and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the
> cabby agrees.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe
> into the
>
> > bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the
> blanket back,
>
> > and there is his wife in bed with another man.!
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > As the husband puts a gun to the naked man's head,
> the wife shouts,
>
> > "Don't do it.! I lied when I told you I
> inherited money.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
>
> > HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
>
> > HE paid for your Pittsburgh Steelers season tickets.
>
> > HE paid for our house at the lake.
>
> > HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even
> pays the monthly
>
> > dues.!"
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers
> the gun. He
>
> > looks over at the cabby and asks, "What would you
> do.?"
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > The cabby replies, "I'd cover his ass with
> that blanket before he
>
> > catches cold."
Gurrera
> >
>
> > A man returns home a day early from a business
> trip, it's well after
>
> > midnight. While on route home he asks the cabby if he
> would be a witness.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > The man explains that he suspects his wife is
> having an affair,
>
> > and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the
> cabby agrees.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe
> into the
>
> > bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the
> blanket back,
>
> > and there is his wife in bed with another man.!
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > As the husband puts a gun to the naked man's head,
> the wife shouts,
>
> > "Don't do it.! I lied when I told you I
> inherited money.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
>
> > HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
>
> > HE paid for your Pittsburgh Steelers season tickets.
>
> > HE paid for our house at the lake.
>
> > HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even
> pays the monthly
>
> > dues.!"
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers
> the gun. He
>
> > looks over at the cabby and asks, "What would you
> do.?"
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > The cabby replies, "I'd cover his ass with
> that blanket before he
>
> > catches cold."
Gurrera
