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I have no choice - my hamster, Herman, will become a fighting machine unless you support my entirely for profit organization, Heroes for the Ethical/Ameable Treatment of Herman the Anatomically and Totally Correct Hamster (HEATHATCH)
Unless the protection fund for my imaginary hamster reaches $1,000,000,000 before June 1st, he will undoubtedly take a butterfly knife throught the throat. Any and all proceeds from the protection of this imaginary hamster will go to the:
1. Buy Shawn a mesh ICON TIMAX jacket fund
2. Buy Shawn an autocom set up fund
3. Buy Shawn a Scorpio alarm system, since he missed the dayummmn raffle, again! - fund
4. Save the imaginary hamster from the death that he will receive anyway after the first three conditions have been met - fund.
I have no choice - my hamster, Herman, will become a fighting machine unless you support my entirely for profit organization, Heroes for the Ethical/Ameable Treatment of Herman the Anatomically and Totally Correct Hamster (HEATHATCH)
Unless the protection fund for my imaginary hamster reaches $1,000,000,000 before June 1st, he will undoubtedly take a butterfly knife throught the throat. Any and all proceeds from the protection of this imaginary hamster will go to the:
1. Buy Shawn a mesh ICON TIMAX jacket fund
2. Buy Shawn an autocom set up fund
3. Buy Shawn a Scorpio alarm system, since he missed the dayummmn raffle, again! - fund
4. Save the imaginary hamster from the death that he will receive anyway after the first three conditions have been met - fund.
