R U A bike abuser.

Guilty of just about all. Had an appt with a shrink to discuss my problem but I rode right by his office and kept going :)

WarbirdII and Sleepless stop making fun of me , my mentality is already fragile enough . I could snap and go for a long ride :laugh:
 
SOCIAL COSTS OF MOTORCYCLE ABUSE

Abusers become withdrawn, uninterested in society or normal relationships. They fantasize, creating alternative worlds to occupy, to the neglect of friends and family. In severe cases they develop bad posture from riding in awkward positions or carrying heavy tool bags. In the worst instances, they become cranky bike mechanics in small towns.

Excessive riding during pregnancy is perhaps the number one cause of moral deformity among the children of Road Racers, Tourists and Posers alike. Known as Fetal Motard Syndrome, this disease also leaves its victims prone to a lifetime of vertigo, daydreaming and emotional instability.

This stuff is funny!
 
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