joke of the day

Bruce Bell

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A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a
gynecologist.
The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his
professionalism goes
out the window.

He immediately tells her to undress.
After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know
what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions
or
dermatological abnormalities."

"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to
fondle her breasts.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.

"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps
or breast cancer."

"That's right," replies the doctor.
He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the
woman.

He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she says.
"You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in
the first place.
 
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