slimshady
Registered
i took this joke from another place shamefully. i hope this is not a repost.
>A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when
>suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
>Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I
>will grant you one wish."
>
>The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
>over anytime I want."
>
>The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
>challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
>the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
>will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it but it is
>hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
>more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
>
>The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
>wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how
>she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
>treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong
>and how I can make a woman truly happy??"
>
>The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
>A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when
>suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
>Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I
>will grant you one wish."
>
>The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
>over anytime I want."
>
>The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
>challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
>the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
>will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it but it is
>hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
>more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
>
>The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
>wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how
>she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
>treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong
>and how I can make a woman truly happy??"
>
>The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
