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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking
her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a
conversation. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes
flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively
reaches out, grabs it out of the air and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye
back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to
you."
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterward they
go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they
laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She
listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he
would like to come to her place for a nightcap ... and
stay for breakfast. They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
Next morning she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything has been so
incredible.
"You know," he said, "You are the perfect woman. Are you
this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye."
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redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking
her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a
conversation. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes
flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively
reaches out, grabs it out of the air and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye
back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to
you."
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterward they
go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they
laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She
listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he
would like to come to her place for a nightcap ... and
stay for breakfast. They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
Next morning she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything has been so
incredible.
"You know," he said, "You are the perfect woman. Are you
this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye."
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