Woman talking to Husband, says, "honey, I wish my boobs were bigger," Husband replies, "Honey why don't you take some toilet paper and rub it between your boobs." Wife looks puzzled and says, "how is toilet paper going to make my boobs bigger?" Husband replies, "I don't know, but it sure works for your a$$."
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