(1) Zero Gravity
When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly
discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To
combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion
developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost
any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below
freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying
them.
(2) Our Constitution
"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, and it's worked for over 200 years.
And, we're not using it anymore."
(3) Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building
full of lawyers, judges and politicians .
It creates a hostile work environment.
When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly
discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To
combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion
developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost
any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below
freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying
them.
(2) Our Constitution
"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, and it's worked for over 200 years.
And, we're not using it anymore."
(3) Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building
full of lawyers, judges and politicians .
It creates a hostile work environment.
