BEST SCOTTISH SHORT JOKE...

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A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,"

"Excuse me Miss, day ye hiv ony books on suicide?" (do you have any .......).
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says,

"F*** off, ye'll no bring it back!" (you will not ....)

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British humor is little warped, but I likes it!!!

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Jet Li

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Funny!

She should just make him read it right there in the library.
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